Really?  Seriously?  I really thought the first time I read this Facebook post, that it was a joke.

Then, I clicked the link to the story.  http://bit.ly/g5bh2G.

Holy cow!  …and these are folks in our community!  AAhhhhh-ite porch pickers, hide them car keys.  …ain’t nobody borrowing nor lending a vehicle for a while unless it’s a high efficiency hybrid or electric.  …No stab wounds over gas money!  …sounds like a bad post apocalyptic sci-fi movie.